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Expedited Shipping


Expedited shipping within the US.

Upgrades you from USPS First-Class™ Package Service, which takes a week or more, to USPS Priority Mail 2-Day™ Cubic, which will likely take more than two days but less than a week.

I will also try harder to get it out a few days after sale, instead of my usual shipping time of up to a week.

Feel free to buy this separately from a fellow if you're stressed about checkout time. And don't bother buying this if you're already at an $11 shipping tier! It's already expedited.

I won't throw your package but I do put enough bubble wrap on these suckers that it would probably be fine.