A wizard carrying the world on its back, or at least a small town on its hat.
The wizard's face is removable and reversible, blinking between a weary humanoid face and the text "Use Caution Crossing Moat." The creature is hollow behind their face for storage of tiny objects.
Please note the 6"/~15cm ruler for scale in the last photo. Shipping is $11 because I cannot fit them in a padded envelope.
5% of proceeds donated to Feed the Block San Jose.